Funny Bachelor Quotes

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Bachelor Quotes

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
Phyllis Diller

A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.
Sholom Aleichem

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
Helen Rowland

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
Anonymus
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should  be happier than others.
Oscar Wilde
Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
Scottish Proverb

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
Helen Rowland

A bachelor’s life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.
Francis Bacon

A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.
Samuel Goldwyn

A politician ought to be born a foundling and remain a bachelor.
Claudia Johnson

Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can’t soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own.
Rutherford B. Hayes

I declare that I am a bachelor.
Julian Eltinge

Loving an old bachelor is always a no-win situation, and you come to terms with that early on, or you go away.
Jean Harris

Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
Helen Rowland

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They’re too considerate to get married.
Finley Peter Dunne

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
H. L. Mencken

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.
H. L. Mencken

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
Oscar Wilde

A bachelor’s life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.
Jean de La Bruyere

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