More quotations collected .....some funny ones too...

Some Funny Quotes

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Guess, how to make your dreams come true…. Wake Up!!!
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
I am not young enough to know everything.
I deserve someone who likes me for who I am pretending to be.
I do know everything, just not all at once. It’s a virtual memory problem.
I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there’s a decimal point involved.
I sometimes wonder why I drink; I think that it’s because I think.
I still really miss my ex but my aim is getting better
I’d like to grow very old as slowly as possible
I’ve never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.
If the going gets easier, you might be going downhill.
If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
If you don’t know where you’re going, any road will take you there.
If you have something to say, raise your hand … and place it over your mouth
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
Life is a comedy to those who think, and a tragedy for those who feel.
Nice guys never finish anything; they are too busy worrying about who they will offend.
Nine out of ten people think they are above average. The rest are in therapy.
Not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing!
A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
A man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
Whats the difference between prayers made in a church and made in a casino………………..the later ones are serious
Make something idiot proof and soon someone will make a better idiot.
If something is worth doing, it would already be done.
Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves

Sethuram Kishore is the founder and editor of Worthview, an online publication established in 2008. With over 18 years of experience in SEO, digital marketing, and online publishing, he writes about AI, technology, business, and digital trends. He is also the founder of MoneyHulk, a personal finance and business publication.