30 Funny Quotes on Smoking and Smokers

Before you dig into the post , lemme clarify you,  I am a non-smoker, seriously yeah!

Just like everyone I do have many friends who smoke well and very well. This post is dedicated to all of them.

I think smoking isn’t a bad habit until its under your control.  Off course I really don’t know how much you can control once you got addicted to smoking.

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Some funny Quotes on Smoking

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times. ~ Mark Twain

I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there’s a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment. ~ Raul Julia

I just don’t want anyone messing around with my pure smoking pleasure. ~ Max Cannon

I thought about giving up smoking, but decided not to – I’m not a quitter. ~ Ed Byrne

Asthma doesn’t seem to bother me any more unless I’m around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar. ~ Steve Allen

I quit smoking ’cause I want to live, and now that I’m not smoking, I don’t want to live anymore.
~ Gregg Rogell

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. ~ Fletcher Knebel

Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. — (during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign). ~ Brooke Shields

The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.

A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.

I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.

Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.

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Shocking Facts about Smoking

 

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To the average cigarette smoker the world is his ashtray.

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.

My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.

Smokers don’t get to smoke. They have to smoke.

The only safer cigarette is your last one.

Cigarettes never hurt anyone, the trouble starts when you light them.

A cigarette a day keeps the doctor in pay!

I only smoke when I drink, I’m down to two packs a day!

Be nice to the people who smoke cigarette, any cigarette might be their last cigarette.

I don’t mind not going to heaven. As long as there are cigarettes in hell.

 

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I always say NO to cigarettes.. but cigarettes don’t speak English.So I decided to ignore it and leave it alone, instead of learning Cancer language.

Smoke or not, you die anyway.

It’s been proven that 100% of people that smoke die…it’s also been proven that 100% of people that don’t smoke die too.

If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy.

To know more about LUNG cancer……keep SMOKING !!

 

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Rajinikanth Stylish Smoking gifs

Rajnikanth’s smoking scenes are a treat for his fans.

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And lastly for telugu smokers, here are the lyrics of one beautiful song from Seetarama Raju movie. E paata paadina varu mana Nagarjuna garu.Hope you remember this.

cheapuga choodaku porapatu.. chiraku padadhaa cigerettu…
mahammari ani thittodhu.. mahima thelusukoni jai kottu…
theliyaka pothey chepudha kaani thappani maathram thitoodhu

vinudu vinudu e cigerette gaadha vinudi manasaara..
vinte meeku jyaanodhyam ayi dhammu laagakuntaara…
chutta beedi thambaaku anni chuttale thanaku…
anaadhi nundi aachgaram gaa vasthu undhi alavaatu…

ghaareebu nundi nawaab dhaaka antha samaanemenantu..
pedha peddha bhedahlui erugani asalu sisalu comministu..
ee cigerettuu…

hey hey suma.. kompatheesi tiger is there in da house??
no he gone to the temple.. Ok..!!

vinudu vinudu e cigerette gaadha..
gup gup gup gup gup gup..

praana mitrudu parama sathruvu thana kanna evarantu..
priyuraalaina thana tharuvaathe antundhi ee cigerettu….
aarigyaniki hanaikaram ani mukaana label kattu..
ayina kaani dont care ane dhairyani idhi thudhi mettu..

Orey naani neeko vishyam thelusa…
economy nikotin era aayuvu pattu…
nimisham paatu nishedhinchina..
country budget futtu… futtu.. fut futtu…

oopiri peelche hakkunte poga peelche hakku unnatte…
dhammu kottamani bhoodhinche aa dham maarodham super hitte..

poga thaaganai thaagani vaadu dhunna poothey puttu..
idhi thelisina thelisina RAMA RAJU ki lookam jai kottu..

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